How I Passed A Drug Test for Marijuana in Under 24 Hours:
Using a THC Detox Kit
Written by: Taylor Williams - Updated: October 13th 2018
The truth is, there are many factors that you need to take into consideration when trying to pass a drug test for weed.
The good news is that current drug testing kits have flaws that are exploitable.
Whether the drug test is for work or whether it's a home drug test administered by someone you're living with (perhaps your parents).
They can all be passed within as little as 24 hours after using marijuana.
First off, it's import to understand how THC is stored in the body.
Tetrahydrocannabinol or THC for short is one of the primary chemicals in marijuana responsible for the psychoactive effect or "high." It's also the compound that drug tests are designed to detect.
THC is fat soluble, meaning it gets stored in the body's fat cells and can stay there for quite some time after you smoke or ingest marijuana.
In this article I'm going to share two different methods that I've used to pass drug tests.
I'm going to explain the principles behind how I passed tons of drug tests for my parents years ago when I was in high school, using a marijuana detox kit.
I'm also going to share how I was able to pass a pre-employment drug test, by using synthetic urine.
Yes... You read that right.
I passed my pre-employment drug test, using fake piss.
Believe it or not, I smoked the night before my drug test, and you better believe I got high as fuck afterwards too.
Below are the only two products that have worked for me that I can recommend:
Ultra Mask 1 Hour Liquid Formula |
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- Great for passing home drug test kits
- Easy to use
- Pass your test in under 1 hour
- 100% money back guarantee
- Overnight shipping
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Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine |
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- Great for passing all types of drug test kits
- Used by labs to calibrate urine testing equipment
- No need to quit. You can take the test high
- 100% money back guarantee
- 2 year shelf life
- Overnight shipping
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Ultra Mask 1 Hour Liquid Formula | Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine (My #1 Recommendation) |
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- Great for passing standard drug test kits
- Easy to use
- Pass your test in under 1 hour
- 100% money back guarantee
- Overnight shipping
| - Great for passing all drug tests including laboratory tests
- Used by labs to calibrate urine testing equipment
- No need to quit. You can take the test high
- 100% money back guarantee
- 2 year shelf life
- Overnight shipping
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I'd like to start off by saying, the products recommended in this article are NOT 100% compulsory, they are only ONLY required in cases where someone must pass a drug test in 2 weeks or less.
You may be wondering...
How Long Does it Take to Detox From Weed?
The time required for the marijuana to fully be out of your system varies greatly, but essentially boils down to 3 main factors:
- How heavy of smoker you are.
- How much you weigh.
- How long it's been since you last consumed THC.
If you are a heavy set person or have a high body fat percentage it will take your body more to get THC out of your system compared to a skinny person. Body fat percentage plays a huge role in how quickly THC can be detoxed from the body.
If are a little on the hefty side, fret not, you are far from shit out of luck. There are many tricks to flush your body of THC that I will touch on shortly.
Before I do, it's important to understand how long it typically takes to detox THC from the body.
Usual Times For Marijuana to Get Out of Your System
(without using a detox kit)
- For 1 time use, marijuana will be out of your system in 3-10 days.
- For occasional use (once or twice a week), it will take anywhere from 10-30 days for marijuana to be out of your system.
- For every day chronic use, it can take anywhere from 30-90 days for marijuana to exit your system.
Disclaimer: These times can vary drastically depending on weight, metabolism, etc.
Also keep in mind, if you're skinny or don't carry a lot of body fat, the time it will take will be towards the lower end of the ranges. Perhaps even sooner than quoted above (these numbers are based on anecdotal evidence).
To put things in perspective, when my younger brother and I used to get drug tested by my parents back in high school, he was able to pass drug tests in under 1 week after using marijuana daily for months at a time with little to no effort (since he was skinny as a twig and carried virtually no body fat).
If you'd like to learn more about the science behind how long it takes to get marijuana out of your system, this study outlines how long marijuana (and other drugs) are detectable depending on the type of test conducted.
Tips to Pass a Drug Test Naturally
If you have over 2 weeks before your drug test, and are an occasional user, you can likely pass your drug test naturally without the need to purchase detox kits or synthetic urine.
However, in many cases it's worth buying a detox kit or synthetic urine for peace of mind if the drug test is for a job or something important.
That being said, here's my best advice how to pass a drug test for free if you have over 2 weeks before your test date.
Tip #1 - Abstinence
The first step is to abstain from consuming marijuana, as soon as you find out you have a drug test, stop smoking pot. Now, this step can be considered as optional as you can purchase a detox drink and only quit a few days before. But I would still recommend you stop smoking weed entirely as it will drastically improve your chances to pass a urine drug test, as un-fun as abstinence is.
This is in my opinion the second most important step to passing a urine drug test for marijuana, after abstinence of course.
DRINK WATER.
The day you find out you have a drug test coming up, start flushing your system and diluting your urine. I can't stress how important and beneficial water is when trying to pass a drug test. It flushes your system of toxins as well as THC. It also aids in the burning of fat, so it's an invaluable resource in helping you cleanse your system of THC.
Even quitting just one day sooner can drastically improve your chances of passing.
Tip #2 - Hydration
Home tests are easier to beat than laboratory tests. Some home tests can be passed by simply diluting your urine to such a level that the test is not sensitive enough to pick up the minute amounts of THC in your system. More sophisticated tests such as laboratory tests will show that dilution was a serious factor in the test and they will typically re-order the test, this should not make you panic, in reality it gives you more valuable time to flush toxins from your system before your next test where you won't dilute so heavily.
You should be hydrated enough that your urine is nearly clear going into the test. But to fully make the urine believable, B complex pills should be taken, as they will change the color of your urine to yellow so it doesn't look suspicious. Hydrate heavily and take a large dose of B complex vitamins on the day of your test for diluted urine that still passes a visual inspection.
Tip #3 - Diet
If you want to maximize your chances even more you should consider taking proper dietary measures into consideration, a proper diet leading up to your drug test will help you burn the THC out of your fat cells.
This study tested various methods of speeding up the process of lipolysis (the break down of fat), and concluded that by restricting calorie intake, they we're able to speed up the process of breaking down THC from fat cells in rats.
That being said, on the day of your test and the day before your test you want to up your caloric intake.
The reason I recommend this is because if your caloric intake is higher than your caloric output (the calories you burn in a day) you will stop burning fat, which is what we want because you don't want THC from the fat cells you've been burning to get into your urine on the day of your test.
Let me say all of that again in the simplest way possible, because it's extremely important:
Eat as healthy as you can leading up to your test to help you burn fat. When you burn fat, you are not only eliminating the fat cells but the THC trapped within them.
The day before, and the day of your test, eat unhealthy foods. This will STOP your body from burning fat, which minimizes the chances of THC being present in your urine.
Tip #4 - Exercise
Lucky for you lazy stoners, this last step is not entirely necessary. However it has been shown that exercise can speed up the process of getting THC out of your system. If you remember earlier in the article. I mentioned THC is stored in your fat cells and when you exercise fat cells are burned, thus expelling the THC within. Therefore it makes sense that exercising would increase the amount of THC you can detox from your body.
Now the question most people reading this article are probably wondering...
Is it possible to pass a urine drug test in under 24 hours?
The answer is yes.
It's entirely possible to pass a urine drug test in under 24 hours using either of the methods below.
Techniques I've Used Beat a Drug Test in Under 24 Hours
There are two main methods I've used to pass drug tests in the past.
There is likely many more methods that work, however these are the only two I can personally vouch for.
Method #1 - THC Detox Drinks
As many of you may know, most "marijuana detox kits" sold by GNC, headshops among other places are complete bullshit. It's important to find one that actually works at getting marijuana out of your system.
I've personally tried many different kits to pass home drug tests, and have only found one to work 100% of the time.
Ultra Mask - 1 Hour THC Detox Kit |
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- Great for passing home drug test kits
- Easy to use
- Pass your test in under 1 hour
- 100% money back guarantee
- Overnight shipping
- Not always effective with laboratory tests.
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Simple to use instructions:
- Just shake and drink 1 hour before your test.
- Refill with water 15 minutes after drinking.
- Urinate 2-3 times before your test.
- Take your test.
- Pass.
*Only recommended if you have significant time to quit before your test* (I personally recommend using synthetic urine to guarantee a pass) |
I've used this exact same THC detox kit to pass several drug tests for my parents back in 2016.
Yes my parents made me pass drug tests for them as a grown man while I was living at their house... Lame, I know.
The kit is extremely easy to use as you can see from the instructions above. The only downside of this product, and all detox kits for that matter is that they aren't always effective against laboratory drug tests. A laboratory urinalysis will still be able to detect the THC in your urine.
The only way I've passed a laboratory test is by using synthetic urine which I'll cover below. |
Method #2 - Synthetic Urine
Just like with detox kits, there are plenty of synthetic urine products available that simply do not work.
It took me quite a bit of research to finally find a synthetic urine product that actually works. The product I found is called Ultra Pure.
Interestingly enough, many urine testing laboratories actually calibrate their equipment using the same formula as Ultra Pure. Meaning it's identical to the testing samples which are designed to register a pass on any lab drug test.
Ultra Pure - Synthetic Urine Kit |
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- Great for passing all types of drug test kits
- Used by labs to calibrate urine testing equipment
- No need to quit. You can take the test high
- 100% money back guarantee
- 2 year shelf life
- Overnight shipping
- Can be a bit nerve racking to use for some people.
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Instructions:
- Open the package and microwave for 10 seconds.
- Cover the sample and shake well.
- Attach the heating pads that come with it.
- Check the temperature strip attached to the bottle.
- Make sure your temperature indicates 90°-95°F before handing the sample over.
- Pass.
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Back in 2017, I was applying for a government job in my hometown. It was a job I really needed, since I'd been un-employed for almost a month. After nailing the interview, I was told I would need to pass a drug test before being hired for the job. I knew I wouldn't have an 100% chance of passing if I used my typical detox drink, so I did some research on synthetic urine, to find a product that worked for others.
I found that many people had reported passing laboratory tests using Ultra Pure. After looking into the product, I found out that many laboratories actually use the same formula as Ultra Pure to calibrate their urine testing equipment.
So needless to say, I took the gamble and tried it out.
To my surprise, a couple weeks after I took the test, I got a call from the employer notifying me that my results had came back and that I got the job. |
The products recommended are not required in getting rid of THC from your body but in my experience they are the only surefire way to guarantee a pass, especially on a tight schedule. THC can take a long time to get out of your system due to it's lipophilic nature and the tests that companies use now are very advanced and previous easy body hacks don't always make the grade. The only guaranteed way I have found so far is the products recommended above.
If you follow any of the above tips your chances will definitely increase in passing your drug test, if you purchase the synthetic urine or the detox kit I can guarantee you will pass your drug test.
Armed with the information in this article, I'm fully confident anyone can pass a drug test in under 24 hours.
To add some levity to this article, I'll leave you with the boys from Workaholics and their experiences with workplace drug tests.
If you have absolutely any questions at all about how to pass a drug test just leave a comment down below and I will try to answer your question to the best of my abilities.
