Genius Pipe Review:
Is It ACTUALLY Better Than Traditional Pipes?
Written by: Taylor Walker | Updated: January 3rd, 2019
Want a pipe that's smooth, and practically indestructible?
The Genius Pipe might just be for you.
This unique pipe cools down smoke, using state of the art dimple technology. It's also virtually indestructible, due to it's anodized aluminum construction.
The Genius Pipe is marketed as an indestructible pipe, and let me tell you, I put that to the test.
I've likely broken more glass pipes than the majority of stoners due to the butter fingers I was born with. Therefore a drop-proof pipe was exactly what I needed.
I was recommended the Genius Pipe by a friend and figured it was worth checking out.
Right off the bat, my first thought after picking up the pipe up was "this thing feels solid".
After a few hard knocks on my kitchen counter top, I could tell this thing was built to last.
I was legitimately more worried about damaging my counter top as opposed to breaking the pipe.
The Genius pipe allows you to smoke herbs, hash, or concentrates and does so quite well, delivering amazing flavor every time. The pipe is incredibly smooth due to the advanced technology used to cool the smoke before it reaches the user's mouth.
Build Quality & Durability
Like I said already, the Genius Pipe feels very solid. It's got a little bit of weight to it, and is clearly made out of some very high quality materials. It feels downright space-age.
The build of this pipe is unique in its own right, it's made of anodized aluminum and is designed to be virtually unbreakable.
To be completely honest, I typically avoid using pipes.
The reason being is I find they make me cough and don't allow me to enjoy the flavor of the marijuana I'm smoking.
However the experience using the Genius Pipe is unlike any other pipe I've used before. The smoke produced is extremely smooth. It's the first pipe I've used that I can actually say is good for enjoying the flavor of your cannabis.
I've now become a regular pipe smoker again thanks to this new Genius pipe.
What's It Made Of?
The Genius pipe is actually made of three pieces, 2 face plates, and the sliding face plate. It really is a modern and intelligent design for a modern, on the move smoker.
The dimples technically cool the smoke but also trap a fair amount of tar. Therefore healthier than smoking a traditional joint, the waterless technology definitely does have benefits by cooling and trapping the smoke in the dimples.
Here's a video that illustrates how it works:
Pros
- Much smoother that an average pipe
- Very portable
- Easy to clean
- Delivers smooth and flavorful hits
- Extremely durable
Cons
- Slightly longer than a traditional pipe
There are no real cons about this pipe, except for the cost, although for this product it is easy to see where the $90 price tag comes from due to the high quality materials used. A Genius pipe is a really good buy if you are into quick, stealthy and smooth smokes on the move. I also like this pipe as its easy to clean, spending your time cleaning bongs and pipes is really a thing of the past, the new modern, stylish Genius pipe smoker no time for such endeavors. If you are a stylish stoner, like most of us, this pipe is definitely for you.
My Experience
If you couldn't already tell by reading this article, I'm a pretty big fan of the Genius Pipe. It's quickly became one of my favorite smoking devices and I reach for it quite often (especially when I'm on the go).
If you're interested in buying one of these pipes for yourself, here are some things to keep in mind:
Keeping It Clean & Maintenance
As long as your pipe is clean, the smoke is fresh and tasty. The Genius pipe is held together with four magnets that are easy to pull apart when you need to clean it. Its advisable to clean your Genius pipe regularly as it keeps the smoke of herbals and hash fresh. Regular cleaning of your Genius pipe ensures the dimples continue to operate at maximum efficiency.
Cleaning is simple, pull it apart and let it soak in some alcohol and wipe.
Rince off, click together, pack bowl, light and draw. And voilà!
Smoke Quality
One of the best parts about this pipe is the smoothness of the hits. It's hands down the smoothest pipe I've ever owned.
As you inhale, the hot smoke cools while passing over 2000 dimples within the pipe until it reaches your mouth and the lungs. This allows for a cleaner, cooler smoke without a cough.
The way the dimples accomplish this is that the smoke "dances" around the dimples before continuing onward, this results in cooler smoke by the time it reaches the user as well as depositing some of the heavier particulate matter onto the dimples.
The Genius pipe is designed to be thin and flat, it's about as thick as the average smartphone, so it's easily portable. The sliding mechanism on top gives you access to the “bowl” and allows you to pre-pack it at home while your herb comfortably waits for you to decide it's time to enjoy yourself.
This pipe is marketed as a cooler smoke and one can say the smoke is cooler when you adjust your technique to taking slower draws so that the dimple technology is given its chance to work. Its certainly a very stylish design and don't confuse it with a vaporizer as it is a combustion pipe. The sleek and stylish design does make it easy to carry around, and it reportedly allows for up to 10 tokes per fully packed bowl (I was able to get more like 4-5). The bowl is about the size of a 25 cent coin and about four to five quarters deep.
Where Did I Buy It?
If you're thinking about picking one up for yourself, I recommend buying the Genius Pipe from VaporNation.
It's the best deal I could find, and it's where I bought mine. They offered free shipping, and send a free gift with every order!
It's always a smooth process ordering from them. They usually ship items the same day I order, which is why I buy most of my weed paraphernalia from them.
Would I Recommend It?
Absolutely.
This is hands down the most high quality pipe I own, and is a nice alternative to your standard glass pipe. It's fairly reasonably priced in my opinion at under $100, you really can't go wrong.
This pipe delivers really smooth hits of vapor, and from what I can tell is extremely durable. It might be the strongest pipe currently on the market.
Simply put, it doesn't take a genius to know why they call it the Genius.
About The Genius Company
The Genius company is relatively new to the scene but has been getting some very good reviews, and I now see why.
The Genius Pipe is a heck of a product, and I expect their popularity to increase. I also expect the Genius company to continue to innovate.
In Conclusion
If you enjoy smoking pipes, the Genius Pipe will make an amazing addition to your stoner tool box. Its a product that I'm a huge fan of that I definitely recommend.
