Do you need to know how to detox from marijuana?
There are many factors that must be considered when trying to pass a drug test for weed, whether it be for work or whether it’s a home drug test.
First lets look at how THC is stored in the body.
THC is the chemical in marijuana that gets you high. It is also a chemical that gets stored in your fat cells and can stay there for quite awhile after you smoke or ingest marijuana.
In this article I’m going to share my secrets of how I passed drug tests for my parents years ago, using a marijuana detox kit. I used this same methods to pass a pre-employment drug test for a government job, straight out of university.
The kit recommended in this article is NOT required, it is required ONLY in cases where someone must pass a drug test in 2 weeks or less.
How long does it take for marijuana to get out of your system?
How long it will take for the marijuana to fully be out of your system depends on when the last time you smoked marijuana was and how much you weigh.
If you are a heavy set person or have extra body fat it would take you longer for you to get THC out of your system compared to a skinny person. I am not telling you that if you have a little extra weight you are screwed as there are many cheats to get it out quicker that I will elaborate on further.
The usual times for marijuana to get out of your system are as follows:
For 1 time use, marijuana will be out of your system in 3-10 days.
For occasional use (once or twice a week), it would take anywhere from 10-30 days for marijuana to be out of your system.
For every day chronic use, it can take anywhere from 30-90 days for marijuana to exit your system.
Again, these times vary and if you are skinny or don’t carry a lot of body fat, your numbers can be lower than this.
For example, when me and my younger brother used to get drug tested by my parents back in high school. He was able to pass drug tests in under a week after using marijuana daily for months at a time with little to no effort (since he was skinny as a twig and carried virtually no body fat). While I on the other hand had to try a number of different techniques to pass in the same amount of time.
Techniques to Beat a Drug Test
If I haven’t scared you off by telling you the times it takes for THC to get out of your system, listen up because I will tell you several ways to pass a drug test for marijuana. If you have 2 weeks until your drug test then the next method is for you. If you don’t have the luxury of having that much time you will need to spend some money on a marijuana detox kit or a urine additive kit.
So the first step to getting marijuana out of your system is abstinence, as soon as you find out you have a drug test, stop smoking pot. Now this is just a recommendation as you can purchase a detox drink and only quit a few days or even the night before. But I would still recommend you stop smoking weed as it will drastically improve your chances to pass a urine drug test for marijuana.
Just like the last step this is just a recommendation, but it has been shown that exercise can speed up the process of getting THC out of your system. This is because THC is stored in your fat cells and when you exercise, you burn these fat cells thus expelling the THC within them. Now you don’t have to go for a super long run or do anything too crazy, as any personal trainer would tell you, you burn more fat while walking hills for example or even doing a fast 30 minute walk around the block. If you choose to exercise you should stop exercising at least a couple days before your drug test so that all the THC can be expelled threw your urine.
This is in my opinion the most important step to passing a urine drug test for marijuana. DRINK WATER. The day you find out you have a drug test coming up, start flushing your system. I can’t stress how important and beneficial water is when trying to pass a drug test. It flushes your system of toxins like THC for example. It also aids in the burning of fat. The best thing about water though is that you want to go into your drug test pissing almost pure clear if possible. You might want to take some vitamin b complex pills which will change the color of your urine to yellow so it doesn’t look suspicious. So drink water and take the vitamins on the day of your drug test.
If you want to heighten your chances even more you might want to take proper diet into consideration leading up to your drug test as it will help you burn the THC out of your fat cells. On the day of your test and the day before your test however you want to up your calorie intake. The reason I recommend this is because if your calorie intake is higher than your calorie output (the calories you burn in a day) you will stop burning fat, Which is what we want because you don’t want THC from the fat cells you’ve been burning to get into your urine on the day of your drug test.
Is it possible to pass a urine drug test in 24 hours?
It is possible, and I will show you how.
1-Hour Marijuana Detox Kits
Now this is a controversial subject because 90% of the products on the market that claim to get rid of marijuana from your system simply do not work. I myself have tried many including Rely Detox, Acai Berry Cleanse and Q Carbo 32 and they all failed me. I tested them in my days as a teenager when my parents made me pass drug tests. (this was years ago so I can’t vouch for any of those companies current formulas)
In 2016 when I was applying for a new job as an electrician, the guy giving me an interview notified me that I would need to pass a drug test in order to get the job, and that it would be scheduled for the following week.
I acted cool but once I got home I panicked. I immediately stopped smoking weed but I had less than a week and knew that abstaining alone wouldn’t be enough.
Luckily, I stumbled upon a website called PassUSA that had a full line of products that they claimed we’re guaranteed to work. I looked into some of their online reviews and they seemed like a surprisingly legit website.
I bought one of their products called 1-Hour Detox to take before the test. I also bought a home drug test, and some synthetic urine to use in case the 1-Hour Detox failed me. My plan was to take the 1-Hour Detox, and test my own urine right before the drug test. If I failed, I would resort to plan B which was the fake piss that I bought.
The day of the test came and I drank the 1-Hour Detox and waited. I tested with the home test kit that I bought and to my surprise… It was a pass. I was in shock. Needless to say I took the test and passed. I never even had to test the synthetic urine. I actually donated it to a friend a few months later, and he passed his pre-employment test with it.
Here is the website I used, they have a variety of quality products. Click the link below if you need detox products!
Click here to browse Marijuana Detox kits.
Click here for Hair Drug Testing Detox kit
Click here for Full Body Detox kit (used for Blood tests)
The kits are not required in getting rid of THC from your body but in my experience they are the only sure fire way to guarantee a pass. THC can take a long time to get out of your system and the tests that company’s use these days are very advanced. The only guaranteed way I have found so far is the marijuana detox kit.
If you follow some of my instructions your chances will definitely increase in passing your drug test, if you follow ALL of them however I can guarantee you will pass your drug test.
I hope after reading this article you will know how to pass a marijuana drug test in 24 hours. Please feel free to comment if you have any questions at all. Also enjoy this quick clip from Workaholics…